Notes from the Narrow Apartment

I can't believe it, but I'm actually considering watching _Wishmaster 2: The Evil Never Dies_
That is just wrong. Anonymous--please don't knock the whales. And... no, I don't want urinals, I want a bidet--just one. No urinal in the home. Just like you to totally miss the point.

I'm tired. I'd like to call my brother, but I'm too bitchy/hungry/tired. Instead I will vomit on the computer. Then, I'll eat something light and go to bed. I just found out that Sumo wrestlers eat large meals right before bed, in order to gain weight. That's not my game plan.

I'm not going to work tomorrow. Yeaa! Why do I always feel like I'm spelling yeaa and yeah wrong? It's just one of those things. I'm a bit buzzed from 2 small glasses of australian wine. I went to an australian film shorts program at work and it was funny, but much darker than it was last year. It feels like Jon Stewart is all commercials now. I'm giving up on paragraph breaks. My last posting was a bit obnoxious. I shall have to try to be a more humble future movie star.

I am excited to see Blades of Glory. I wish people could do things last minute and not have to "plan" all the time. Do you think it's wierd that _Planet of the Apes_ is on at 3am on a Sunday morning? That movie is just wrong, but also wierdly appealing and magnetizing.

How Soon Will I Be Famous?

Originally uploaded by almondprincess.

It's an honest question. Finally, I have all my headshots done. They are super fabulous and they should be, because I have paid a pretty penny. It has taken 5 months from the day of the shoot and I finally have all the jpg's and the prints. What took so long? It's hard to say exactly, but my oddyssey is not yet over. One of the images has a grey splotch on my arm, so I have to nag the photographer to re-touch that...

Anyway, this is probably my best headshot and is going to make me a famous commercial actor. Do you have a film project I can audition for?