Valentine Vomit

Well not to brag or anything, but I did receive 7 valentine offerings this year....

I was walking home from the train last night around 12:50am and I had to side-step past a pile of vomit. It was of the clear not-the-most-disgusting variety, but nonetheless, I was fairly repulsed. A drunken single most like. I had a very decent Singles Awareness Day this year. No major pleasure, but also no major disappointments.

Also, I did receive an early faux-valentine gift of a mix tape from a mixed up man which contains: Duran Duran, Men Without Hats, Queen "Staying Power," David Bowie "Sorrow," and yes that's right folks.... "Hello" by Lionel Richie. It's pretty amazing and I had to commandeer a cassette walkman from my assistant in order to listen to the tape at normal volume. Major Good Times.

Today I bought 24 ounces of Sour Patch Kids today.