Glorifying the Mundane

Glorifying the Mundane does exactly what it says. You might hear about baby carrots and milkshakes. You might hear about the pungent guy on the subway. I can only promise that the absurdity will be ordinary, quintessential and tempered with my acerbic observations.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Nesting and drinking water



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It's 5:28pm. I'm at work. I'll be leaving work at 6:04pm. I'm thinking about stopping by the Security office. They always give the best dating/life advice. I also have to stop by and pick up some hair conditioner with zero alcohol content. Maybe I'll get some all natural shaving cream too.

Once in Park Slope, I will be picking up some carrots and sprouts and finding out what my status is at the Co-op. I'm still one work slot behind. That might make me suspended but hopefully I'm only on "work-alert," which means I can shop.

My other goal is to spend one hour cleaning up my parlor. My bedroom is sparkling clean and full of good feng shui. However, the "parlor" is bearing the brunt of that clean-up. Stay tuned for before and after photos.

In case you were worried about me from my last blog posting, don't fret. Dear old Fudge is taking care of me. (Inside-out penguin in the attached photo.) I'm drinking a lot of water because of the heat. I've eaten one package of animal crackers, 3 portions dark chocolate, one banana, one bento box containing teriyaki chicken, brown rice, pork dumplings, salad, miso soup, pickled yellow radish. More will be eaten later.

Also, what is going on with me breaking my own rules? There's a couple postings that mention a man (or men). Should I go back and edit those? I don't want to look hypocritical to my readers.

Sunday, June 08, 2008

Today was not my favorite

Ick. I'm glad that it's 90 degrees and thunder storming. It suits my mood.

Last Friday at lunch, a cigarette butt fell from the sky. It was pretty great. I wonder what will happen at lunch tomorrow. I don't have much that I want to share with the world at this point, but I will do my best.

I just this second stubbed my toe on the chair, making my toe nail polish chip. My mom thinks I look better with my hair completely pulled up. It's sort of sexy librarian I guess.

Earlier today, I began cleaning up the clutter nightmare that is my bedroom. My life is ridiculous right now and it could be this darn clutter.

Today I ate: green tea soy ice cream, 4 cups kava kava, one tunafish sandwich with sprouts on spelt bread, 8 strawberries, approximately 14 baby carrots, hummus, 2 poached eggs, 3 slices spelt toast, 1.5 pieces of bacon, earl grey tea, water, a little chunk of my heart.