Glorifying the Mundane

Glorifying the Mundane does exactly what it says. You might hear about baby carrots and milkshakes. You might hear about the pungent guy on the subway. I can only promise that the absurdity will be ordinary, quintessential and tempered with my acerbic observations.

Friday, April 24, 2009

New Taste Sensations

Dear blog readers! I've neglected you shamelessly. In order to make it up to you, I'm going to tell you about a new taste sensation: 1) chew one stick of orbitz peppermint gum. 2) drink one raspberry emergen-C packet mixed with water. The result is the tast of a cherry cough drop.

Today is sunny and I feel trapped inside. I've eaten one cereal bar, one large helping of low fat plain yogurt, one amy's organic burrito, one large carrot (chopped), one half glazed cinnamon donut, one half chocolate frosted donut. I will eat and drink more later.