In The Bath

A lady left the box office a voice mail message yesterday. I called her back and she said she couldn't pay for her ticket because she was "in the bath." "Okay, I hope you don't get electrocuted," I replied. She did want me to read her the names and descriptions for the seven speakers for the event. She also wanted me to put her on hold to attempt to approve a free ticket for her 9 year old daughter. It was incredible. She mentioned 3 times that she was in the bath. Next time, I plan to transfer it to my assistant and say: "Paul actually takes all of our phone calls from naked people. I'll transfer you."

Do you ever where skirts and does this happen to you? As I'm walking around the NYC, my skirt often gets completely turned around. How does this happen? And why did it only start happening to me after I moved to this town?